Friday, June 30


HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUMMY BOO:D Posted by Picasa

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9:44 PM




yes its friday today! and there is world cup! germany vs argentina! this is the first match i am going to watch for this season of world cup! furthermore its on 11pm! and there is so cool! because thats is like so early! i dont have to lose much sleep!

this week i have been very very lazy and i sleep at 9+pm! :D
but still i am very lazy!
i keep yawning and yawning in class! i came out with my own reason on why i keep yawning.
it is because i have got a slight flu! and then when you have flu you cannot really breathe properly. causing the lack of oxygen in your brain. lack of oxygen would make you yawn! ( sounds so correct!)

yes of course i am correct! i am listening to some song by wang leehom! thanks to peiling burning for me the disc! yay!

thank you qinxin for helping me think part of the script!

suddenly i feel like talking about shermane lee! who is my pri sch mate! okay i shall talk about her!
in primary1 , i had already knew Shermane from this tuition class. I have got a super sexy teacher by the name of Miss How. Her legs are super white and she likes to wear short pants. I even asked her why she like to dress sexily. Soon, Shermane quitted the tuition class but still I remembered Shermane as the mole girl.
in primary3, Shermane Lee somehow got transferred to my primary school! She was from ZhangDe. I think she somehow disliked me! So she disliked me. But we still took photos together for some reason.
In primary4, she was in the same class as me! I got to know her better. She became one of my good friend! She had the same swimming coach as me. but i knew about that much later!
In primary5, Shermane lee introduced to me my chinese tuition teacher! who is still tuition-ing me now! and so we got the same tuition teacher in primarysch, swimming and tuition teacher!
In primary6, we became super close! i remember she has got this salamander with luyi and friends. WE LOVE TEASING PEOPLE LIKE KUKUBIRD!
and we tease and tease and tease till she cried.

and so i love shermane! because she is my best teasing mate!
she rocks my stinky socks. she locks her nose and strikes her sexiest pose!
teasing mates and victim!

7:44 PM



Thursday, June 29

An experiment gone wrong.( Cloning)

Dr Frank: HAHAH! I am going to clone people.
Assistant May: NoNoNo. Cloning is illegal.
Dr Frank: I shall do it secretly and then announce to the whole world later.
Assistant May: No No No. It is still illegal.
Dr Frank: I shall announce it when it is legal then.
Assistant May: No no no. when you are doing it, it is illegal.
Dr Frank: I don’t care. Shut up and stop bothering me.
Assistant May: nonono.i cant let you do something wrong.

She continue no-ing to herself while Dr Frank walks away.


Dr Frank: I am going to add a little bit of this and a little bit of that and also the special; chemical X
Assistant May: No nono. Chemical X is bad bad.
Dr Frank: Sugar ,spice and everything nice and a little bit of…
Assistant May: No no no cannot…
Dr Frank: Shut up! And a little bit of chemical X and poof! It became coco crunch.
Assistant May: nonono. What is coco crunch?
Dr Frank: Not coco crunch but Mary the Lamb.
Assistant May: mary the lamb. Nonono.
Dr Frank: Okay now you shall shut up and get lost. Bye.

*Walking into Lab5.
Dr frank: I put on my sepcts and I shall take the cells of mary the lamb. They are the stem cells in which I would let it grow. Then I plant the cells into the surrogate mother.
Grow grow grow!
I want to grtow. I want to grow grow grow. I want to play. I want to play play play. I want to be strong. I want to be strong strong strong. That’s why we love G-R-O-W. GROW!

And it continues to let it grow and walks out.

Assistant May wakes up.

Assistant May: No no no. You cloned Mary the sheep already?
Dr Frank: Yes of course. Mary my beloved sheep. Mary had a little lamb little lamb. Little lamb. Mary had a little lamb. Its fleece was white as snow.
Assistant May: nonono.
Dr Frank: Even the nursery rhyme wants me to clone lambs. That are white as snow. I am going to add liquid paper into my experiment now. BYE!
Assistant May: nonono!
Dr Frank: liquid paper white as snow. Mary had a little lamb white as snow.

Give me one Give me one. Give me one more.

Slowly the cells grow without anyone knowing and then sounds came.

BAABAABAAA.

Baa Baa black sheep have you any wool? Yes Sir Yes sir 3 bags full. One for my master. One for my dame. One for my little boy who lives down the lane.

Dr Frank: Wrong Wrong. Black sheep. White lamb. Wrong wrong.
May: nononon! Wrong! White black. Sheep lamb. DIFFERENT! WRONG. Nonono!

Just then, the police knocks on the door.

Police: Is there cloning going on here?
May: NONONO!
Police: I am going to check on your house. There are signs of cloning! You are under arrerst.
Dr Frank: AND I HAD NEVER SUCCEEDED.

2:58 PM



Wednesday, June 28

yanjing wants me to mention her. she is so nice to wait for me after netball when i had to shoot. along with lynn and minwei! haha. they are so nice to wait. yup and they waited and waited.

see i mentioned you.

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Tuesday, June 27

PE teacher shirt is super tucked in! she sure go for a lot of leadership camps thats why she tuck in her shirt! you know leadership camps or whatever camp you have will definitely require you to tuck in your shirt.

we had food fair today! like finally! and all the teachers loved our mango with chicken. chicken with mango! and grace did a wonder recipe! super colourful:D you know mrs fiona lee praised us by saying that our mango with chicken/ chicken with mango had potential!

7:09 PM



Monday, June 26

^^= happy.
~~= for those mi mi yan( small eyes)
!!= excited people
@@= nerdy people.
##= people who like to go to other's house. eg. #14-094
$$=money faced people like me!
%%= people who goes to Great Singapore Sale very very often! (worries about discount)
&&= those people who like to stop and talk. talk and stop. and stop and talk.
**= for big eyes people and likes to smile
((= eyes slanted to the left
))= eyes slanted to the right.

i was talking to yanjing about this! actually i am the only one talking!

9:01 PM




i am sitting with qinxin AGAIN! i shall talk and talk and talk and force her to listen to me. when she starts singing i shall shut her up!

our booth gets prettier! haha! no more funeral! and i am wearing guzheng uniform! stop laughing! vote for our mango with chicken ? chicken with mango.

you vote . you decide.
clementeens. its your choice. who stays who leaves.

7:17 PM



Sunday, June 25

I feel such a GREAT sense of achievement( pearl)
I FEEL SUCH A small SENSE OF ACHIEVEMENT(lynn)

Q:Why is niangzi stupid?
A:Because fugi is stupid

You marry stupid chicken you follow stupid chicken. you marry stupid dog you follow stupid dog. you marry fugi that stupid person of course you become stupid. you stupid people reading this.

7:43 PM




http://www.goodybooks.com/ibelieveyou1.htm
great story. stupid author! that author let you read read read until climax, then you have to buy the book to know the ending. thus i emailed the author ( the following is what i had emailed him, since i had got nothing better to do!)
Title: URGENT!

Excuse me, can you kindly update your the other three chapters! I was reading towards the end of chapter17 when i realized that it was not the end of it yet and I had to buy the book. Could you not sell the three chapters , instead post it on the web! i feel that its quite pointless to sell only 3 chapters for like $6.80 plus its on offer! Could you kindly post the three chapters on the web please? Its a great book and its on the third reprint! If its so hot on demand, why not share it with the others! It has a great plot and I would really like to continue reading to find out the ending. Also, I would like to point out that Jacky Wu Zhong Xian is not really a great name to use for stories like this. I was reading, greatly captivated by the story, feeling sad at the same time till I saw the name Jacky Wu Zhong Xian and i burst out laughing. You would do all your readers a great favour by updating your the other three chapters. As I once stress again, its a great book and its a joy to share great things with others for free! Maybe if you would like to earn your keep, you can source for advertisers!
( i dont care if there are grammar errors...etc...)

and they promised to reply 24hrs later! i am waiting! maybe he will say OKAY I SHALL UPDATE THE REMAINING OF THE THREE CHAPTERS!:D:D

i watched just my luck yesterday because yanjing was feeling great that day and decided to treat me almost half of the movie ticket! isnt she GREAT?

i stayed at home today and i finished all my maths work! i feel such a GREAT sense of achievement! HURRAY!

5:13 PM



Saturday, June 24

there is this women talk going on in the library then i saw that there were wonderful fruit tarts there. i kept peeping through the glass window! then the woman came out to ask me if i wld like to attend the talk. i said no but can i eat the fruit tarts. lol. then she said there will be after the talk!

i've completed paper1. and i am now working on paper2! i am at the 3rd paper! lol!
go go pearl!
my nose is super itchy. very itchy!

and i watched just my luck. i guess its that title.they should name it just my kiss actually. its basically about kissing and then their luck changes for the better.

bye GO GO GO!

8:18 PM





OH MY FAIR LADY JOANNE THOU. haha! this is my first uploaded video! lynn will like to watch her last pose! her flower pose!


12:43 PM




with a "I've been tagged" then do this
since i have just shitted and i am damn free. i shall do this survey. and i will not COMPLAIN!

1. Do the following WITHOUT complaints
2. Choose 5 people to do this after you've completed yours
3. Leave a tag on the person's tagboard to say he/she has been tagged
4. Start your post with a "I've been tagged" then do this

Favourites
favourite colour: PURPLE.
favourite food: claypot rice.
favourite song: i wish i was a punk rocker
favourite movie: i not stupid2
favourite sport: netball.
favourite day of the week: saturday.
favourite season: winter. cool.
favourite ice-cream: none.

Currents
current mood: HAPPY.because food is coming to me soon!
current taste: TASTE? WHAT TASTE?
current clothes: B.U.M and some checkered pink pants.
current desktop: window XP
current toenail: unpolished!
current time: 10.09am.
current surroundings: fan in front of me. purple wall. and a laptop which i am typing on.
current annoyances: the comp keep on repeating tammy blogsong! wo hen xiang ai ta song...
current thoughts: i want to EAT and stop this.

First
first best friends: Nadia and Sheena.
first crush: lol.
first lie: many years ago.
first music: twinkle twinkle

Lasts
last cigarette: none
last drink (alcohol):forgot.
last car ride: bus counted. ytd.
last movie: i rmb! its garfield.
last phone call: ah yi.
last CD played: who use cd's now.

Have you ever
have you ever dated your best friend: no
have you ever broken the law: no
have you ever been arrested: no
have you ever skinny dipped: no
have you ever been on tv: YES!
have you ever kissed someone you don't know: no

5 things you are wearing: shirt, underwear, pants. hair. nails.
4 things you've done today: shitted.finishing this survey and soon to be done. listened the wo hen xian ai ta crap. shook my head.
3 things you can hear right now: wo hen xiang ai ta song. niu nai hosting. roller thing rolling.
1 thing you do when you're bored: sleep.

5 people I'm going to tag:
fugi sun.cookie monster. yes its you.
minwei.
wanting.
hannah.
qinxin!

10:08 AM




BUY SHIRTS SEE STARS WEEK.

my beloved grandma bought me shirts! haha! so cool right! and she went shopping with me. lol.

i saw 3 stars this week. lin xiao pei. geraldine. and the superhost guy. liu xiao zhou?
but that guy denied it is him. but i shall insist it is him!

i dont have camera. so i din take pictures with any of them!

okay! i dont like lynn's joke! so i shall post her joke which she told me before on my blog. i think its crapper!

有一次小新送他的女朋友回家,他忍不住地问:我可以kiss你吗?认识不到一个月的女朋友说:不要脸!小新开心地说道:那太好了,我亲你的嘴! our booth!

9:50 AM



Thursday, June 22

oh my fair lady joanne though.
your hair is like seaweed under the sea. under the sea.
your eyebrows is like bao gong. wei wuu~~ .
your eyes is like the pearl in the bubble tea. burp burp.
your ears is like da xiang. da xiang da xiang wei she me ni de bi zi na ma zhang.
your nose is like rudolph the red nose reindeer. nanananananana.
your mouth is like sweet sweet sweet cherry.
your boobs is ani ani ani dua liap.
joanne the boob boob very very big.WAH SO BIG SO BIG. big ar big ar. chi ka la kat big ar big chi ka la kat big ar big. BIG.
your legs is WOW sexy .
you are beautiful you are beautiful you are beautilful. its true. i saw your face . in outerspace. and all the mirrors crack. and we feel so sad

sneak preview of the video:P

10:19 PM




I AM GOING TO CHANGE BLOGSKIN. NOT NICE. THE PICTURES OVERLAP THE LINKS AND STUFF.

lynn you are still short. standing beside a TALL PERSON makes you (look) taller.atiqah has got optical illusion:P

we saw GERALDINE! geraldine! and she was hugging a girl. sort of hugging and pulling at the same time. the campus superstar girl.

hurray! geraldine, meryl , primero, lalala got revived. those i like all kanna revived. thats good. except for that jay. yucks. he is so over- confident. yucks.

9:26 PM






why is the egg rough?
because there are 10000pores on the egg. which allows it to breathe, exchange nutrients... ( diffusion!)

i have been seeing her for consecutive many days!

X is the musical. indeed. we performed something for joanne! and we are the Musical! i shall upload the video. if i am happy!:D



my best friend. and the jia kan dang !!!LOL!

LOL! during the interhse games.

:D:D camereon high! there was a cake to celebrate father's day!

blue people seen everywhere which got me super irritated! they can act in rhapsody in BLUE!

9:05 PM



Tuesday, June 20

its been a long time since i blog about what i have done( in details)! i dont care i want to blog about the stupid week. because its my blog and i dont care about what shit wasting bandwidth! i must blog about how stupid week it is!

its a stupid week! ytd was .. what? i forgot! wait let me think..OH YES! interhouse games. okay drakon got fourth for netball and this is so stupid! if we are in cdiv, we would either be first , second or third. the people who are in my team for netball( c div) only 3 turned up. which is yanjing, minwei and I! all were either asleep, sick or overseas.and i was the game captain! hah! :):)! due to the lack of people in c div, we were transferred up to b div. ya and we lost every game except the game against unicorn! whatever.
Sakae Sushi ( the green frog mascot thingy)

hannah, yanjing, lynn , melissa and i went to eat sakae after the interhouse!
sakae was so fun! i like that place! :)! especially the one in suntec! there is this girl by the name of wan ling. her age is 19++! and she is a trainee in sakae! she is super nice! she is from temasek poly!
in suntec sakae, we can call for help whenever we need something. so everything we call for help and there is nothing for them to help i would say i need to refill water! and i kept refilling my water! i went to toilet to pee. then stupid lynn and that banana went to pour soya sauce into my drink and i just gulp down the drink! it really tasted the same.
suntec sakae is so nice! haha! and if you are feeling full, just walk out of sakae and walk around to relieve yourself and you will feel hungry again!
and they tricked me saying that they threw away my dark chocolates! my dark chocolates!
Food fair preparation
sally rocks.
today we had food fair preparation and in the morning it was super fun! we went to IMM to shop! jenny, lynn , some other 2c1 ppl who are doing on beijing! we were like "hey have you done the project yet?" then all of us shook our heads. and off we went to daiso to buy stuff! okay its fun! and we wasted so much time in giant doing nothing.
* never ever buy paint from daiso. you are paying more instead.

everything was great till the painting of the china flag. i went home feeling happy( insert any adjective that got to do with excitement (eg. excited ta da ...)
YA I WAS FEELING SO HAPPY OKAY! THAT I CAN PAINT THE CHINA FLAG.

then i paint paint paint. actually its spray! cos we used paint spray! i think it contains aerosol. and aerosol is bad for the ozone layer if im not wrong because CFC blah blah blah.
whatever it is. the paint from daiso was like super duper uber luber nuber buber cuber ...*uber little. then i was feeling so irritated then i talked to wanting and she suggest poster colour! what a great idea! and i went to use and i mixed all the colours. till the colours got so wrong that i had to redo everything again. !!! CRAP.

asked my parents where to buy the paint. then they said something about west coast. they came to crap like the block start with 7?? then i am supposed to find the block that start with 7?? and how i am supposed toknow. i am not that familiar with that place. whatever the shit. then i called yanjing:):)! and she agreed imeediately to go with me to paint my china flag! however she started to ask stupid questions! this is the first time she is asking such stupid questions! first time i tell you. keep asking questions like hey where are we meeting. is the mac side or her grandma hse side. obviously is the mac side. then she asked why must use cardboard? cannot spray on??? . and stupid questions came out of her mouth! okay whatever.

after the crap qns i board the bus. luckily the bus came fast or i will start screaming again. yes and i reached west coast and i went to search for card board. i found a shop where the items are in card boxes. then i went to ask some STUPID uncle if they had cardboard. he said NO! just no. like that. i din believe him and i went to back part to search for the cardboard. STUPID ASS UNCLE ASS UNCLE STUPID UNCLE PI GU PI GU . BEHIND WERE ALL CARDBOARD. YOU THINK I BLIND.
then i grab the cardboard and ran away feeling so angry.

after i saw yanjing i became happy again and she stopped asking me stupid qns. and she treated me to half of cadbury chocolate. and i was pouring my grievances.( from lynn) haha. i kept pouring and pouring till it was showering cats and dogs.

the painting part was so successful. and after that she had this whistle. and i practise my umpiring skills! lol. pure dumb.

and now i am happy again:D
:D:D i got everything done. wanting is going to buy a webcam for me for my birthday. 4 days after national day. yanjing's fav day. wanting is going to hitch a rich guy. we dont care.

lynn you are fun and you do stupid things too.


how can qinobe and juzb be out! omg! the bad bands are in. they are going to corrode there. and good bands will too. everything will die. and also i only heard of revivial only when juzb was out. its obvious they want juzb to go in.

6:49 PM



Monday, June 19

LTIF= laugh till i drop
ROFL= rolling on the floor laughing
LOL= laugh out loud
LMAO= laughing my ass off

you drop then you roll. then you continue laughing while you roll. then your ass drops off.

10:50 PM




hello! i am back from my trip to malaysia!

i took pictures with my handphone cam.. all i took were flowers because i went to camereon highland! that place was super cooling and i like it! :D:Dand there are no air conditioners in the hotel! cos its cold enough! you may want HOT con instead! haha! then my tour guide name is fatimah! its because since she is a malaysian she should have a malay name too!

and i went with all the old people there.there are only 3 young people. one 9 years old. the other 19 years old. lala! and the old people loves to sing song! and all of them adore this singer called zhang di! haha! zhang di is damn cute!

KL is boring! not fun! cameron highlands is nicer. there is this strawberry coated with honey! its nice!

and from the foot of the mountain to the summit of the mountain , you need to turn 628 times ( left and right) and you will reach. cos the road is turning up you know that kinda thing. yup.

and i bought a sunglasses. so cool and stylo. those big big retro glasses. then after i bought the glasses, i keep telling the 9 year old girl that i am so cool with the glasses. haha.

we played bingo on the bus. but the bingo was much tougher.and if we won we can win $$RM. haha.

malaysia got a lot of trees la! they should be garden city too!

9:06 PM



Wednesday, June 14

CHIMPANZEE TRAINER. YOU ARE FEATURED IN MY BLOG TOO
you are a chimpanzee in my heart! NOT A DINO!
there are flowers on the treee and there are kisses. * for my chimpanzee trainer!

9:37 PM



Monday, June 12

THANK YOU WANTING FOR LONG- BANGING ME:D.

netball camp was right after the leadership camp. on first day, i sprain/ twist my leg dont know what then i cannot do anything! because if i run, it would hurt so i better dont move! haha! but i did pay attention to what they did:D

2nd day we went to dragon boat! dragon boat was fun!

7:22 PM



Sunday, June 11

i wish i was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair!

i camped from monday to wednesday. thursday to saturday. the whole week i was in camp! and not at home! except from wednesday which i spent less than 24hrs at home.

the living conditions in the ??? scout camp was quite bad! we slept in A shaped tent. there were like double decker bed with no matress! i volunteered to sleep on the upper deck because if i were to sleep in the lower deck i would have to squeeze with 3 other sleeping mates of mine. haha.

oh yes. my team mates were
Kaung:)( little red riding hood)
Ish
Wenlong( gay)
Yvonne:)
Zhenning:)
Syazana
Sara
Hidayah:)
LONG Emelia:)
Sara
Shu Feng:)
Elyas
Bili
(these two look alike)
and of course Pearl:D

our trainer was Meishi she is only 43kg. she decided to be a trainer because she dont want to get fat!
kaung is 41kg! haha! shu feng is 51kg! zhenning is 60kg!

HAHAHA!

first day we had to build the raft and bring it across the super dirty river! and i volunteered to go across! the water super dirty! but the going across there was fun! and stupid arifa kept splashing water at me!

then we went for the nightwalk! and i was solo37! haha! there was this guy who kept walking very fast then zhenning asked him why. he said: "
i am not afraid of the dark. i am only afraid of hot water."

before going to sleep, i went to borrow pad from a particular teacher! i dont know her name! ( i did not need any pad at that time, i borrowed for someone) and that someone is a girl! haha!

the next day was expedition! and we walked a long way! and it rained:D cool weather! and we went to JFF! ( jurong frog farm) to carry frogs from Town A to Town B! the frogs were engaged! i did not carry frogs! i touched them! FROGS SUCKS!

then there was campfire! we had no time to prepare! actually we wanted to do some advertisement! but campfire was too dark. so we cant do anything:( in the end we just repeat after meishi! and it was a success! thanks to meishi!

you compare our group from the first day to the third day i think we improved a lot! and during the dinner on the 2nd night! everyone was laughing!

CHILLI!


2:34 PM



Wednesday, June 7

i went to the leadership camp! and tmr i am going to netball camp! another camp! i like the spongebob cheer.

spongebob the boy boy very very cool.
WAH SO COOL.
WAH SO COOL.
spongebob the girl girl very very cute.
WAH SO CUTE.
WAH SO CUTE.

hannah was like leading the group. she is like the only one in that group during the campfire. haha.

8:37 PM



Friday, June 2

I AM THE FOUNDER OF YOUR DAUGHTER'S PHONE.

yanjing you ROCK too just as how i ROCK you.
others are all paper.
while the round little things in the park are all stones.

11:37 PM